|Forum - Educational Resources
|From: analyst75 (Rep: 0)||Date: 05/11/2018 21:59|
|Forum: Educational Resources - Msg #179||Thread #674008857 (Rec: 0) |
Some Timely Trading Jokes
A little bit of humor to get your Friday off to a chuckle:
Chart - what you check after you exit trading, trying to understand what went wrong.
Day Trading - trading which you start too late or exit too early.
Margin - (if you are up) a safe situation with huge potential return (if you are down) an evil trick by Unseen Forces that can cause you losing more money than you have.
Margin Call - what happens when your broker makes an accounting mistake.
Moving Average - a curly line that has nothing to do with price movement if you have an open position.
Position Trading - day trading that went the wrong way right after you took a position.
Trend Line - an imaginary line on the price chart that only changes when the market is closed or when you are not looking.
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